Did you ever get in an exaggerated downer where the “F” word feels more appropriate to describe your present circumstances than any other word?”
· Do you ever ask, “What the “F” is going on?
· Why can’t I catch a “F’ing” break, and I don’t mean a broken bone?
· What’s this “F’ing” life about except pain and loss?
· Have you ever wondered how the “F” will we get through this one?
· Or, “F’ing” gawd! Why me?
I once read a witticism framed on a dark background in a magazine, the name I don’t remember. It said in big white letters on a black background,
Why me, Lord? GOD said, BECAUSE. But why me, Lord?
BECAUSE!
Because why. Lord?
BECAUSE YOU PISS ME OFF!
I laughed out loud. I smiled a silly grin and went on with my day thinking sardonically, “Yeah, God sure does have a funny sense of humor, doesn’t He?”